best and cool sms messages
Genius
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
We both don’t know
Baap aur Beta
BAAP:
Beta Is Bar
TujheEXAM Me
80% No. Lana Hai.
BETA:
Nahi Dad
Main Is Baar
100% no. Launga!
BAAP:
Kiyun MAZAK
Kar Rahey Ho bhai.?
BETA:
Shuru Kisne
kia tha.
My Attitude in Exams
My ATITTUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns
Which i don’t know.
So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.
Tit for tat……!
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Side effect of excess study :
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
A Good Teacher
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard…
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…” =P =D
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!!
The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !
Air & Students
Air & students have the same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both are turning the book’s pages without reading.
Students are not Cheaters
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’
Law of Examination
The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
Head or Tail
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Exam offer!!!!!!
bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest “professor”
win free trip to principals office,
and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Requirement of Exams
Exam is just for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days and months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
And sleepless nights.
Memorable Days
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Wish
I wish a wish for u.
Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that
all ur wishes come true so keep wishing
as my best wishes are always with you in your exams
During Examination
Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hay Kuch Ho Gya Hay
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hay Sab Kuch Naya Hay
Exams V/s Girlfriends
Exams are like Girl friendz
too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!
For Wellness
There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
Exam preparation
Ya hu!
Exams ke saari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS…….
parhna baki hai
Exams hace been postponed
Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Mumbai University students
Exams have been postponed up to Dec
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org
Exam Poem
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
About Learning
The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
Conditions for exams
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
Fear
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
Exams Rule
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Newton’s Law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
Education
Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
Wish
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Life
Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
Difficulty in Exams
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
Maths Definition
What is
M A T H S…..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student
How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.
Plan for giving Exams
How 2 spend 3hrs in Exam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ the rules & regulations &write subject code
2:10-2:40 read carefully the instrction given
2:40-3:40 read the question paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drink
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled all the details carefully
Last 10 minutes relax..
Best Wishes
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
Wats the height of hope??
It is: sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling your self
“,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”
Waiting 4 result
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”.
WE DONT CARE
Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Human Brain
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
